All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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