is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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