Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize