laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Oh god it's open bar.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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