okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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