Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
high people should be assigned attendants
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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