we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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