Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
