the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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