Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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