didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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