a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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