I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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