Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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