We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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