Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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