Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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