By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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