chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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