let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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