She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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