god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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