im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
