Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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