the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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