i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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