This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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