He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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