I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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