I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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