i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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