1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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