I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
