You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
