I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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