what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize