Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
two words: eviction party
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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