Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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