At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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