doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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