She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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