We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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