now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is it because I queefed?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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