i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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