I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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