Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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