Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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