D3 body, D1 cock
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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