it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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