Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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