But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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