The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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