sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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