I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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