She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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