Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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